04 November, 2009

PAIN ( Fly by night 2009)

The pain of waiting for his pain. A tribute to arty farty emo films... Made under the influence of whiskey and beer... Brought to you by Team no 4 Mother Phuckers.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctcEy6wiYNE&feature=player_embedded

25 November, 2008

apology

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apology 2

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23 November, 2008

apology 3

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apology 4

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18 October, 2008

sleeping beauty

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11 October, 2008

horror

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26 September, 2008

Random

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21 September, 2008

kelvin and balls!

Always knew kelvin had a thing for balls..

just look at that face of absolute ecstasy...






*alcohore owns you

05 August, 2008

kelvin is the COOLESS person WOrxXxXXx

Just when we thought that humans couldn't get anymore depraved..

just when we thought we knew more than we ever knew about ourselves and our genome sequence.

just when we thought that we have reached the end of our evolution.

Kelvin has to prove us wrong.

It seems we have started to decline as a species..


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*alcohore owns you

04 August, 2008

sparky!

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03 July, 2008

JOEL HAS A BIG PUSSY!

Yeap.. tts right.. I have a hugeeeeeeeeeee pussy...

I love squeezing it so that it purrs...

hmmmmmm.. my huge furry pussy..

thanks vin....

asshole...



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02 July, 2008

Bean singh * pinches.. what colour what colour!???

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*alcohore laughs balls off

29 June, 2008

Francesca can put her feet on her head! whao!


18 June, 2008

vins cans drums, sos cans yous!

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*alcohore owns travis..

16 June, 2008

This is how you should drink beer! and some other things

His name is Jotham..
Hp no: 91080543
Call now for free licking session
PLEASE be considerate and wash up first..



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*alcohore owns you

07 June, 2008

If I had but ONE bullet.....

I am a reasonably fucked up person..I laugh when i look at pictures of the fragmented bodies of suicide bombers..
Or ghastly gun shot wounds..

I talk about human excrement when my friends are eating..

Ate chocolate ice cream while watching "2 girls 1 cup"(google it)

So you get the idea..

BUT not too long ago God decided to put me in my place.
He showed me that the world is really a bigger place then i thought..
That it was more depraved then i could ever imagine...
It made the hairs on the back of my neck stand..
And mouth agape.
Mind blank.
Rendered me speechless..

It at once made me realize that there was a devil..

And here is his evil spawn..





That for your information.. is a GUY..

The MDA should put his url on the fucking banned list..
The link has been included..
BUT be warned for upon clicking it you enter the domain of the devil.. No amount of prayer or exorcism will be able to wipe your mind clean of the depravity and wretchedness you are about to witness.
It will forever be etched into the deep crevices of your memory never to be forgotten..

Here it is..
http//www.secret-santuary.blogspot.com/

This fat disgusting fuck is in a totally different level of fuckdom.

He should WITHOUT a reasonable doubt be culled!!

But like all objective and unbiased human beings..I came to that very astute conclusion by gathering incriminating evidence

May I present the court Exhibit A



LOOK AT HIM.. WHAT BLATANT DISRESPECT!!
HE IS FUCKING TRYING TO DEPICT HIMSELF AS A LYING BUDDHA..!!
ITS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL I TELL YOU!!.. THE DEVIL!!!!

Exhibit B



HOLY SHIT BALLS!!.. LOOK at the SIZE of that thing!!..
THAT thing would make easy work of a 600 pound SUMO..
ARMED with a deadly weapon!! WITH intent to KILL..
and BACKED by the devil himself..

Exhibit C



Major cause of strokes, seizures, epileptic fits & cardiac arrests...

Just shat my pants I have..

Cross dressers are fine..




BUT WHYYYYY DOES HEEEEEEEEE HAVE TO BE SO GOD DAMN FUCKING DIGUSTING!!??



A picture supposedly speaks a 1000 words..
HOW many words then.. does a video convey...



As he says at 1:16.. "AMAZING RIGHT?!"

Yes that I agree with you.. its FUCKING AMAZING that your mother has not euthanized you yet..

This asshole wields the wonderfully and painstakingly conceived English language with as much proficiency as the Ah bengs at a void deck on cocaine...

Then he hits us with another sucker punch..
This one of him trespassing into an abandoned school and doing this...



ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*dick withdraws on itself till nothing is left but a gaping hole..

Pretty in pink.....



*sperm count drops drastically..

Imagine looking down and seeing THIS



Wondering why our kids ain't going to school??



THATS WHY!!

I am exhausted and mentally drained.. No words can explain how much I detest this creature..

THERE are no words yet created that can sufficiently describe the horrible abomination that I have lay witness..

As shakespeare so aptly puts it in King Lear "That way madness lies!"

Please be a good friend and warn every one about him..

Vin is still shell shocked from it..

I am sure you are too..

So now i shall leave you with a cure..




If I had but ONE bullet I would save it for him..







*alcohore..dies.. just fuckin dies..

30 May, 2008

We have balls... Seriously we do..

if only vind smiled you would see him..










what happens when you wank 40 times in a day..





24 May, 2008

FUCK YOU KELVIN..!!

So it goes like this...

Went to watch iron man.. which is fucking cool by the way..

and kelvin passes me a packet of cookies..

"what the fuck are these?"

"butter cookies"

so i popped one in my mouth..

and realized it wasn't no butter cookie.

turns out to be dog biscuits..

spat it out without him knowing and waited..

and let him think he got away with it

till last night..

kelvin you dumb fuck.. you actually thought you got away didn't you..

ever heard of newton's tenth law? "whatever you try to fuck might just fuck you back"

revenge is a drink best served cold kelvin..










*alcohore owns you

23 May, 2008

ULTIMATE WEIGHT LOST PROGRAM!!!

Was sitting in the train the other day..

Thought to myself "DAMMIT.. lots of fat lard bags lumbering around..."

Thus i have decided to try help all you flubber laden homosapiens obtain a healty BMI..

Because you see.. I'm inevitably helping myself...

More specifically my eyes..

So if you have a double chin...

A tummy that folds..

Arms that flab in the wind..

Or no ankles..

The next time you are about to eat..

Bring it in front of your screen..

And click THIS---> http://www.mudfall.com/








*alcohore owns you